Good books don’t give up all their secrets at once.
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
- (c) @beatlesnstuff
ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.
(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)